Damn, looks like people I wanted to acquire just got too small for that, while others I never thought about before are looking like just the right fit all of a sudden...

Fuck yeah, the menu just changed. Is it a limited time only?

[ooc:...yes, lil'uns, he's looking at you who grew up overnight now XD]

I.

Have a really cute new little roommate.

Envy, come and met her! She's even shorter than the pipsqueak, can you believe it?

Aww shit, that's really today's date? Who'd I miss screwing this past month? Must make up for lost time.

Coconut, wanna do the honors?

Oh~ have I been asleep all this time or something~? Damn, all that lost time. Kimblee, you really that good~?

Envy~ you get out of that wall? Heard about it, woulda come and helped you, but I was, hehe, kind of busy at the time~

This isn't Dante's place.

Shit, I don't know how I got here or why, but I was just about to finally kill the old hag! Jeez~ talk about timing, dammit. Envy's gonna kill me when I get back, for leaving in the middle of battle and all. Wonder what the Colonel's thinking right now, considering I just disappeared...

Say, anyone know a way I can get back home, just for a few~? All I need to do is kill the bitch and then you're welcome to have me~ In fact, if it weren't for the fact that I've wanted her dead for a good two and a half centuries, I'd be more than happy to stay here for awhile~ I've already seen some "things" I want. (Wonder if I could take some of them home with me, share them with Lust...)